For the life of me I cannot remember what made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise.

So I wrote this for one of my random university classes at the end of the year. The class was a joke. As part of our final we were suppose to sum up our freshmen year. Oh course I couldn't make mine serious without it sounding completely cliche. Some of these are personal experiences and others are ones I witnessed from friends, etc. Hopefully you'll find this somewhat humorous.

1) Don’t ever go into ABP or any other restaurant hung-over. Especially if you’re still feeling queasy.

2) Just because your suite mates are girls, doesn’t mean they act like it when it comes to keeping the bathroom clean.

3) Your mom always told you to go for the nerds because they’ll be making the big money later. Well, those would be the boys playing ping pong in the dorm at 1am on a Friday night.

4) Don’t stick coat hangers down your sink, it might explode.

5) Don’t leave your bike outside on April Fools- it might get duck taped to the bike rack.

6) Just because your friend has a tab open at the bar doesn’t mean you should order $75 worth of “Sex on the Beaches”

7) Washing X’s off your hand will either a) work or b) you’re stuck being sober sally

8) There ARE some bars where having a different ethnicity on your ID does not matter.

9) The only response to give a boy who sends a text at 1am saying “come over and bring some of your friends” is “Contrary to popular belief, I am not friends’ pimp.”

10) “You wanna come over and watch a movie” is always a creeper line. Run away from these boys. Fast. Especially if they live in the Hill and wear sunglasses at night.

11) Don’t blame Lady Gaga and her music for doing something you shouldn't have with a boy.

12) Don’t lose your friends that are seniors in high school when they come to stay with you.

13) Crying and cookies don’t work on college professors as it did in high school.

14) Thanks to the “Freshmen 15” you might have to start unbuttoning the top button of your jeans every now and then.

15) Getting a parking ticket isn’t such an awful thing. Getting two within 30 minutes in the pouring rain is.

16) TextFromLastNight.com will probably always be our reminder of how awesome college is.